INTRO GUITAR PART:
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INTRO:    Am     G   (x 4)

    Am       G       Am              G                 Am      G
Not everyone in New York would pay to see Andrew Lloyd Webber
        Am            G          Am          G             Am     G
May his trousers fall down as he bows to the queen and the crown
        F
I don't know what tune that the orchestra played
            D                G           E
But it went by me sickly and sentimental

Am                                    D/F#*
Can I have another piece of chocolate cake
                   G
Tammy Baker's got a lot on her plate
Am                              D/F#
Can I buy another cheap Picasso fake
                    G
Andy Warhol must be laughing in his grave

Am   G  (x 4)

repeat through verses

        Am    
And the dogs are on the road
          D
We're all tempting fate
Am
Cars are shooting by
        D
With no number plates
    E
And here comes Mrs. Hairy Legs


E           A      E        A            E   A  (repeat to fade)
Can I have another piece of chocolate cake

RIDE-OUT GUITAR RIFF:

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The weird D/F# is...

D/F#   200232

Enjoy chaps!