D5    F5    D5              F5    D5
e:----------------------------------------|
B:----------------------------------------|
G:--7--7--10----7---7-----7--7--10----7---|
D:--7--7--10----7---7-----7--7--10----7---|
A:--5--5---8----5---5-----5--5---8----5---|
E:----------------------------------------|


    D5    F5    D5              G5    D5
e:---------------------------------------|
B:---------------------------------------|
G:--7--7--10----7---7-----7--7--12---(7)-|
D:--7--7--10----7---7-----7--7--12---(7)-|
A:--5--5---8----5---5-----5--5--10---(5)-|
E:---------------------------------------|


Verse rhythm (variate a lot, I think Frusciante used a whammy bar for live
concerts on this song):

     D5                                 F5
e:-----------------------------------------------|
B:-----------------------------------------------|
G:---7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7----10--10---|
D:---7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7----10--10---|
A:---5-5-5-5-----5-5-5-5-----5-5-5-5-----8---8---|
E:-----------------------------------------------|
     

     D5                                  G5
e:------------------------------------------------|
B:------------------------------------------------|
G:---7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----12--12---|
D:---7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----12--12---|
A:---5-5-5-5-----5-5-5-5-----5-5-5-5-----10--10---|
E:------------------------------------------------|


     D5                                 F5
e:----------------------------------------------|
B:----------------------------------------------|
G:---7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7----10-10---|
D:---7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7----10-10---|
A:---5-5-5-5-----5-5-5-5-----5-5-5-5-----8--8---|
E:----------------------------------------------|


     D5                                  G5
e:----------------------------------------------|
B:----------------------------------------------|
G:---7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----12b----|
D:---7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----7-7-7-7-----12b----|
A:---5-5-5-5-----5-5-5-5-----5-5-5-5-----10b----|
E:----------------------------------------------|

Chorus (strike each chord once):
 
C5
Bust my britches

E5
Bless my soul

D5
I'm a freak of nature 

        C5
Walking totem pole

E5             G5
Look and see I think you'll agree

A5
Nobody Weird Like Me 


After a while, he starts playing this little riff about 4 times:

    F5    C5    
e:------------------|
B:------------------|
G:--------5-x-x-3--5|
D:--3--x--5-x-x-3--5|
A:--3--x--3-x-x-1--3|                                              
E:--1--x------------|



The pattern is played again but up 2 whole steps near the end before 
the big jam:

    A5  D5    C5  D5
e:------------------|
B:------------------|
G:------7----5---7-|
D:--7---7----5---7-|
A:--7---5----3---5-|
E:--5---------------|


Outro
One guitar strikes the D5 chord every now and then while another plays a solo
in Dm over top. Make a lot of noise :)
Try this progression:

      D5             D#5         F#5         G5
e:----------------------------------------------------|
B:----------------------------------------------------|
G:----7-----7--7--7/8----8--8--8/11-11-11-11/12--12-12|
D:----7-----7--7--7/8----8--8--8/11-11-11-11/12--10-10|
A:----5-----5--5--5/6----6--6--6/9---9--9--9/10--10-10|
E:----------------------------------------------------|