Purple Headed Yogurt Slingers
"Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker"

This sounds good on acoustic

E-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-0-0-0-0-0-0-
B-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-
G-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-x-x-x-x-x-x-
D-0-0-0-0-0-0-2-2-2-2-2-2-0-0-0-0-0-0-2-2-2-2-2-2-
A-2-2-2-2-2-2-3-3-3-3-3-3-x-x-x-x-x-x-2-2-2-2-2-2-
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play this over and over and over and over until you get tired of
playing the same *** thing! again i made this up in a couple of 
minutes. maybe i should try to make up long real songs!