Boat Drinks Lyrics

Boat drinks
Boys in the band ordered boat drinks
Visitors scored on the home rink
Everything seems to be wrong

Lately newspapers mentioned cheap airfare
I gotta fly to St. Somewhere
I'm close to bodily harm

20 degrees and the hockey game's on
Nobody cares, they're way too far gone, screaming

Boat drinks, something to keep 'em all warm

This morning I shot six holes in my freezer
I think I've got cabin fever
Somebody sound the alarm

I'd like to go where the pace of life's slow
Would you beam me somewhere, Mr. Scott

Any old place here on Earth or in space
You pick the century, I'll pick the spot

But I know I should be leaving this climate
I've got a verse but can't rhyme it

I gotta go where it's warm

Boat drinks
Waitress, I need two more boat drinks
Then I'm heading south 'fore my dream shrinks
I gotta go where it's warm  [I gotta go where it's]
I gotta go where it's warm  [I gotta go where it's]
I gotta go where it's WARM!

I gotta go where there ain't any snow
Where there ain't any blow, 'cause my fins sink so low
I gotta go where it's warm