One Of Us Lyrics

(Note: this segment is spoken.  The five of them describe each
other.)

Jon:      One of us was a U.S. Army MP.
Jimmy:    One of us came out of the closet at thirty-seven.
Cliff:    One of us went to his high school prom, but with his
          boyfriend.
Aurelio:  One of us was a high school cross-country champion.
Michael:  And one of us WAS a high school cross-dresser, and it
          WASN'T ME.
Jon:      One of us coached high school wrestling.
Jimmy:    As teenagers, two of us attempted suicide.
Cliff:    All except one of us are single, and available!
Michael:  And bitter... and desperate!
Jon:      I only date pro-feminist men, so it kinda, you know,
          narrows it down.
Michael:  That's why you're so lonely!
Jon:      I know!
Jimmy:    One of us believes that size matters.
Jon:      And four of them are LYING.
Aurelio:  One of us ran away from home at the age of fourteen.
Cliff:    Two of us have been repeatedly arrested for civil
          disobedience.
Aurelio:  One of us had a former girlfriend who died of AIDS as the
          result of a blood transfusion.
Michael:  One of us is a survivor of childhood sexual abuse.
Jon:      One of us was fag-bashed with a two-by-four.
Jimmy:    One of us has been living with AIDS for ten years.
Michael:  And he's TIRED of it!