Want A Danish Lyrics

You want a danish?
No, I just ate,
I've just aten.
D'ya' want...
Like, I want some bread up front.
Oh, bread up front. You want a sandwich?
Have a danish.
Want a sandwich?
Have a sandwich.
Have a seat.
Have a seat,
have a sandwich,
have a danish. 
(Transcribed by ear; corrections requested and welcomed!)