Chaos And Disorder Lyrics

("Check, check, OK ... cool") {Beavis and Butthead sample} 
("Here we go") (Rolling) 

(Hey) 
Yeah 

Carjack used 2 fix flat tires ("Get your ass out here right now!") 
Cadillac used 2 be a Benz ("Hey, get out of the street") 
Big joint never gotcha higher 
Freebase cost U in the end 

CHORUS: 
I'm just a no-name reporter, I wish had nothin' 2 say 
Lookin' through my new camcorder tryin' 2 find a crime that pays 
I get hit by mortars, everywhere I go I'm loiterin' 
Chaos and disorder rulin' my world 2 day 

He's gay used 2 mean he's happy 
Nowadays happy ain't allowed ("Forward!") 
U're played used 2 mean top 40 
("U're listening 2 WNPG and we welcome U 2 Chaos and Dis...") 
Now 40 days of bein' played ain't proud 

CHORUS 

Yeah, woo! 
(Yeah, yeah, yeah) {x2} 

Safe sex used 2 mean no babies when intercourse used 2 mean fun 
If I had 15 ladies, I would only fuck with one 

I get hit by a mortar, everywhere I go I'm loiterin' 
Chaos and disorder rulin' my world 2 day 
(Escuchame, no se puede está mas joven que antes)

{Listen 2 me, U can't be younger than before}

(Qué es eso que le preocupa al sénor?)

{What are U worried about, sir?}

(Nunca sé la vi yo la señora) 
{I never saw her} 

Yeah yeah yeah! 
(I'm not gonna tolerate U people without a warrant) 
Yeah yeah yeah! 
(Oh no no!) 
Huh!