Chili Sauce Lyrics

Ah, good evening Mr. Day, 2 4 dinner? 
Yes, give us one of those little sexy tables in the back 
Oh, I'm sorry sir, those are all taken 
Jerome... 
I think maybe we can arrange it Mr. Day 
Thank U so much 
(Oh Morris, was that necessary?) 
Jerome... 
(OK, OK, I'm sorry) 
Right this way sir 

U know, this is an exciting establishment U have here 
What I wouldn't give 4 a broken bottle 
I can't hear U, what'd U say? 
I said... I said, "Yes, we're remodeling" 
Mm hmm 
Cocktails before dinner? 
Yes, 2 pina coladas 
(Make mine a virgin) 
OK, will U be having a virgin as well? 
Yes! 4 dessert! Ha ha ha ha ha! 
Sir, I'm afraid I don't get it 
Say, do U know how 2 do "The Walk?" 
Why certainly, everyone can do "The Walk" 
Well honey, why don't U just walk your ass 2 the other side of the room? 
Fuck U 2 

Ah my dear, it's rough at the top 
Jerome, ehem, get your pad and pencil 
I think it's gonna be kinda right 
If my judge of character's correct 
It's gonna be by the letter 2night 
Now stop me when I get 2 17 

Excuse me, baby 
I bet U didn't know I had a piece of this restaurant, did U? 
But it looks like I'm gonna have 2 buy the whole thing and fire that man 
May I taste that? 
Excuse me 
That's kinda weak 
Here, try mine 
U know... 
Good God! 
They say that saliva is an aphrodisiac 
Excuse me 
U look so lovely 2night 
Why thank U 
Probably even better under exotic red lights 
I wish U could see my home, it's, it's so exciting 
In my bedroom, I have a brass waterbed 
Really? 
Mm hmm 
It's just surrounded by plants and lights and shit 
And all kinds of little erotic artifacts 
We could have breakfast in bed 
Oh! 
I... I have an Italian cook 
Jerome Sa..Sagagagracci or something like that 
It's funny, your eyes when U stare at me like that 
It causes my... my stomach 2 quiver 
Oh Lord! 

Do U like diamonds? 
Mm hmm! 
Yeah? 
Yeah! 
I know it's rather masculine, but try this one on 
Wow! 
My God darling, it fits 
U must have strong hands 
But they're so soft 
Like the oils in my morning bath 
(Somebody help me) 

Darling? 
Yes 
I'm not usually so forward, but... 
Would U like 2 make love 2 me? 
I... I could make it so nice 

Do U know what is meant by the words, uhh.. 
I hate 2 use them, they're... they're so harsh, American 
U know what I mean? 
And yet on the other hand, they're exciting words 
The words, "Chili Sauce" 
Oh Lord! 

U know, I haven't made love in so long 
But with U, I know it would be just like riding a bike 
I'd remember everything I've ever learned 
Baby, if the Kid can't make U come, nobody can 
(Morris) 
Yeah 
(17) 
Oh, um 
What's it gonna be, baby? 
Chili Sauce 
Oh Lord!