Horny Pony Lyrics

Ahhh yes
New dance commercial - take 1 



Ahhh yes 
There ya go, there ya go 
Horny people gather here {x2} 


Horny people gather here 
We are fixin' 2 put it in all your ears 
We got a new dance 4 the next 8 years 
I'm talkin' about the dance that every parent fears the most 
It's a sex dance - it's a new dance 
And it's rockin' from coast 2 coast 
I'm talkin' about, I'm talkin' about… 
I'm talkin' about the Horny Pony, y'all - come on 
There ya go, there ya go 
Horny Pony 
Girlfriend, look at this dance Prince is doin' now
Is he weird or what? 



Sing (Horny Pony) 

Now that's 2 freaky! 



In the years of the war, we don't wanna know 
U're buckin' that body like U really go 4 the hip stuff 
H into the I into the P 
It ain't enough just 2 do some exstacy 
U want it in your hip, U want it in your thighs 
It's the dance that conservatives most despise 
Cuz it's the sex dance - it's the new dance 
And it's rockin' every horny woman, every man 
It's the Horny Pony, y'all (Horny Pony) 
And there ya go 


Turn around 
Chicken grease in the house 
  
Chicken grease? I don't know 
That's it, I gotta run 
And U can run all the way 2 Barcelona
But U can't hide, the Horny Pony get U gonna
Don't look at me y'all, I just wrote it 
Put on a record, wrapped it up and then I sold it 
Horny people gather here {x2} (How long?) 
4 the next 8 years 
We got a new dance - it's the Horny Pony 



Yeah, the music's jammin', but it's about these words 


Sing (Horny Pony) 
Girl, uh-uh - nope!

Did U come 2 party now? (Yeah, yeah) 
Do U really wanna now? (Yeah, yeah) 
If U're horny, let me know (Yeah, yeah) 
The pony see U boogie now (Yeah, yeah) 
So how am I supposed 2 do this dance? 

  
"How U do that dance?" 
I can't do that - I'm a lady (Nigga, please!) 
I can't do that 

  

What? 


Listen 2 me while I show U how 2 do it 
Just like a virgin, U got 2 ease into it 
Movin' your legs from the left 2 right 
Your arms up high like an eagle in flight 
Keep your hands shakin' like a leaf on a tree 
Jack Be Nimble, whoo, U're doin' it – see? 
The Horny Pony, y'all 
There ya go, there ya go 
It's the Horny Pony 
Do U believe this? Oh my God, this guy... 
Oh, he's just so... he's just so weird 
Oh my goodness, would U look at this? 
I just... I just cannot believe 
Girl, uh-uh - nope! 
(Horny Pony) 
Did U come here alone? 


Uh, yeah - why? 


Well guess who U goin' home with? 


Huh? 
Ugh! That's nasty! 
  
Yeah 


(There ya go, there ya go) {repeat till fade} 
The Horny Pony 
(Horny Pony)