Vibrator Lyrics

Is it my imagination 
Or are U with the boys again? 
U used 2 take me with U 
I used 2 be your best friend 
When U finally come home 
Your car ain't got no gasoline 
That's OK, baby 
Cuz my new love treats me like a queen 
Eat your heart out 

CHORUS: 
Vibrator makes me feel so good 
Vibrator - don't U wish U could? 
Vibrator - his patience can't be beat 
Vibrator - I guess U could say that U're obsolete 
Ha ha ha ha ha ha 

It must be my imagination 
Cuz I know I didn't hear U laugh 
U'd be surprised what I do when U're through 
Taking your macho bath 
Uncharted waters sailed with ease 
Land is always in sight 
But with U it's always abandon ship (abandon ship) 
And we didn't even get away from the dock 2night 
Eat your heart out 

CHORUS 

Is it my imagination 
Are U with the boys again? 
U used 2 take me with U 
I used 2 be your best friend 
But now I'm just a plaything 
Your ego-feeding female sex machine 
Well U can take a hike, mister 
Cuz U're the poorest excuse 4 a man I've ever seen! 
Eat your heart out, sucker! 

CHORUS 

Vibrator makes me feel so good 
Vibrator makes me feel so good 

Uh oh, oh no! 
Please don't die on me no 

(Vibrator) {repeat in BG} 
May I help U? 
Yes, I was wondering if U had batteries 4 my bo... 
Oh my God! 
Look at the size of that thing! 
Where did U get this? 
Look, U got batteries or not? 
Oh sure, we have batteries 
They're in the storage room 
Tell U what 
I'll just take this downstairs and put them in myself 
No, I'll tell U what, U and your rubber glove can go downstairs 
And I'll take my business elsewheres 
Now gimme this! Jeez! 

Well, what do U want? 
Goodness! 
Goodness, nothing! 
Baby, I'm busy 
What do U want?!! 
Do have any batteries that will fit my body massager? 
Body massager? Please! 
Right, U see my back's been acting up lately and... 
Yeah, my back's been acting up 2 
In fact, it acts up every time my boyfriend leaves 
No, really, my back... 
Save it honey, put it in the bank 
I know what's happening 
Here, these oughta work 
Yeah, yeah, that'll work 
Thank U! 
Yeah, yeah, go on, get outta here! 
Thank U so much, thank U! 
Yeah, so get.. 
Body mas.. please! 
(Vibrator) {repeats in BG} 
G-spot, g-spot, where, oh where.. 
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 
Ready or not, here I come 

Oh yeah 
Oh, here I come 
Oh yeah 

Here I.. here I.. here I come! 
Now!