Never Trust A Klingon Lyrics

Artist:    S.P.O.C.K
CD-single: Never trust a klingon

All lyrics transcribed by Jorgen Borjesson ([email protected])

Never trust a Klingon
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The Klingon bastards flies around 
always ready for some war 
They don't care about any rules at all
as long as they can kill some more
Evil barbarians without discipline
unpredictable death-machine 

With their cloaking device they remain invisible
until the time has come
To appear right ahead of us 
and obliterate everyone
If you ever would give them a helping hand
you can be sure they'll chop of the arm

  Never ever never trust a Klingon
  you will always regret it
  Never ever never trust a Klingon 
  you will never forget it


I am an android
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I'm not a human if that's what you think 
Even though my eyes are blue and my skin is so pink

  I am an android

It isn't blood that flows in my veins
It's a strange kind of fluid which reminds of oil, which means

  I am an android

My electronic heart is a microchip
And the rest of me is more or less plastique

  I am an android

Don't see me as a robot, that's something I don't like
You see, a robot is so clumsy, as clumsy as a bike

  I am an android

I am so gracious, more than anyone
So just call for me and anything will be done

  I am an android

Usually I am a nice little prick
Especially when i swing my silver dick

  I am an android


In space no one can hear you scream
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Out on patrol in sector number three
Usually a calm place where no one used to be
When a radar screamed 'Alert - Level Red,
Enemies Behind You' so I turned around my head

Seeing all those vessels made up my mind
I'd better flee and leave them far behind
They started to fire as I contacted my force
When somebody hit, now I got scared because

  In space no one can hear you scream

My odds they weren't high so I could as well attack
It surprised them for a while but rather soon they were back
Their ships looked quite slow, maybe I could reach warp nine
And get away alive of this unknown guests of mine

But the pilots were quite good so they stopped me from that
Instead they got closer but sure not to chat
With phasers all around someone made a bullseye
I opened my mouth but I could not cry 

  In space no one can hear you scream