No Two Alike Lyrics

(c) War Pidgeon 1994.
(Spead metal version)


Out last night
Drinking way too much
No place left to go

Driving drunk
Up and down the street
Going really slow

It's 4am
I spot a bar
I have to go inside

Topless chicks
Flashing breasts
All of them with pride

(Chorus)
There are no two
nipples alike
no two nipples alike
Look far and near
They'll disapear
But no two are alike

I sat down
By the stage
To watch the chicks dance by

Not one, not two
But twenty five
Really caught my eye

Big busty blonde
Danced my way
To show me what she had

She shook her breasts
In my face
Man that made me glad

Next came by
The small brunette
With hooters extraordinaire

Then came red
Who shook so well
My lust I did declare

(Chorus)
There are no two
nipples alike
no two nipples alike
Look far and near
They'll disapear
But no two are alike

There were twenty five
Lovely pairs
Of hearty, bouncy mounds

I saw them all
Small and large
Even pointy and round

Big nipples
Small nipples
Aereolas to spare

I watched them all
Until the dawn
I had an evil stare

With a gleam
In my eye
I finally stopped to think

No two were the same
In this place
With breast on the brink

(Chorus)
There are no two
nipples alike
no two nipples alike
Look far and near
They'll disapear
But no two are alike