The Cleaning Of The Rock Lyrics

   How can we search for an ox foot in box
   When we keep slipping on these Goddamned rocks
   Let's use the sacred Shroud of Turin to clean the shit off these rocks
   "Okay, let's do it." Said the one-footed ox
   What man would be so vulgar
   As to use a rugged mountain to wipe his butt
   But that same man's mother would be proud
   That he used the Charles Mountain
   Not the Shroud
   Certain behaviors in certain conditions 
   must certainly be allowed