Shatner Lyrics

 Wear something bright & turn away
 Imagine girls behaving in that way
 Why don't you pack your bags & leave?
 Look here's another bruise I didn't see
 You can't say "it doesn't really matter"
 This isn't t.v., he isn't William Shatner
 Oh I've told you before
 These days you look so pale & thin
 Wave down a bus & let's be rid of him
 You've spent this night beside you t.v. set
 Remember when you used to laught at it
 You laughed a bit
 You can't say "it doesn't really matter"
 This isn't t.v., he isn't William Shatner
 Oh I've told you before
 You can't say "it doesn't really matter"
 This isn't t.v., he isn't William Shatner