Wreck The Malls Lyrics

BOB RIVERS COMEDY CORP - WRECK THE MALLS

Wreck the malls this Christmas season
     Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la;
Blow your cash for no good reason
     Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la;
Push your charge card to the limit
     Fa-la-la, La-la-la, La-la-la;
Checkbook now has nothing in it.
     Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la;

Wreck the malls with my friend Charlie
     Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la;
Drive to K-Mart on his holly
     Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la;
Tamper with their muzak system
     Fa-la-la, La-la-la, La-la-la;
Trade something for Twisted Sister
     Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la.

Wreck the pet store, do some damage
     Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la;
Send the beagles on a rampage
     Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la;
Acting in an uncouth manner
     Fa-la-la, La-la-la, La-la-la;
Drop your pants and moon at Santa
     Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la.