If I Were a Bell Lyrics

Sarah: 
Ask me how do I feel
Ask me now that we're cozy and clinging
Well, sir, all I can say is if I were a bell, I'd be ringing
From the moment we kissed tonight
That's the way I've just got to behave
Boy, if I were a lamp, I'd light
And if I were a banner, I'd wave!
Ask me how do I feel
Little me with my quiet upbringing
Well, sir, all I can say is if I were a gate, I'd be swinging
Ask me how to describe this whole beautiful thing
Well, if I were a bell I'd go ding, dong, ding, dong
Ding!

Ask me how do I feel
From this chemistry lesson I'm learning
Well, sir, all I can say is if I were a bridge, I'd be burning
Yes, I knew my morale would crack
From the wonderful way that you looked
Boy, if I were a duck, I'd quack
And if I were a goose, I'd be cooked!
Ask me how do I feel
Ask me now that we're fondly caressing
Pal, if I were a salad, I'd surely be splashing my dressing
And if I were a season I'd surely be Spring
Or if I were a bell, I'd go ding, dong, ding, dong
DING!